The Worlds of Elliott Capon
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Zoltan Szábo and his wife Hilka, the first couple of the Romanian theatre, are forced to flee the fascists in the mid-1930s and wind up in Hollywood. Big stars in Europe, Zoltan is relegated to playing a two-bit Poverty Row vampire again and again, while his incredibly beautiful wife, Hilka, gets a handful of small pointless roles. Zoltan resents the overwhelming success of Britisher, Ivan Chernov, former truck driver turned actor, whose deforming facial war wounds (not any notable talent) make him the perfect horror movie star. Everyone knows about Zoltan’s resentment, and when Chernov is killed by someone who seems to think he’s a vampire, guilt by public acclimation is Zoltan’s fate…and now he can’t find work (even his own bloodsucker, i.e. his agent, deserts him). Mocked by the press and getting little cooperation from the police with the sort-of help of Hilka (who puts her uncontrollable nymphomania to good use) and his friend, a homosexual screenwriter named Winston, Zoltan sets out across the high and low places (mostly the low) of Hollywood to find out for himself: whodunit?
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"Elliott Capon has penned a novel so chilling, gruesome and original no one can hold a candle to it. With vivid descriptions, diabolical characters, and a storyline so twisted you may never recover. “The Prince of Horror” is a MUST READ. There IS a new Prince of Horror and his name is Elliott Capon!"
~CK Webb, co-author of “Cruelty to Innocents” and “Collecting Innocents”

What if the world’s most successful horror writer suddenly found himself incapable of writing anymore? Would he be seduced by forces of unquestionable Evil, who would, in exchange for providing him with inspiration, lead him to commit unspeakable acts? Would any of us be seduced by ego, money, sex or power to do things that we had, before, thought anathema…?
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A “shaggy dog” is a short story that ends on a groan-inducing pun.  Here are 101 groans just waiting for you to utter!  You’ll groan, you’ll chuckle, you’ll laugh, you’ll want to turn over all your worldly goods to the author! But mostly, you’ll enjoy 101 delightful little nuggets of nonsense.  All your bathing suits are falling apart just as you and your crew are about to finish the big yacht race?  “Damn the torn Speedos!  Full speed ahead” 

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Murder! Attempted murder! Arson! Blackmail! Suicide! Adultery!...and Nazi spies! You wouldn’t think all of this goes on at American Heartland Pictures, the bottom-of-the-barrelest most poverty-stricken of the Poverty Row studios in Hollywood in 1940…but it does! This lighthearted whodunit features the screenplays for two of the crappiest movie serials you’ve ever seen…and yet this is the best American Heartland can turn out.  A very funny mystery romp, this semi-sequel to THE CORPS VANISHES will have you laughing and guessing from start to finish.
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